The featured image for my Magikarp Jump article is officially the featured image for all Rants from now on. Just pretend the fish aren’t there.
Let’s all face a harsh reality – there’s a lot of games out there, and they can’t all be zingers.
The end of the calendar year yields many top lists of top things, but for whatever reason, I tend to most enjoy focusing on the negatives. Sometimes it takes a negative to make a whole bunch of positives, after all. Playing one game that doesn’t exactly blow my skirt up might make me change my gaming trajectory for the better, and play something totally different next that hits me far better. See how I put that positive spin on there?
Let’s talk about the games I played in 2017 that were full of disappointment! Some games were terrible, and others just didn’t hit me right – but all of them were major league disappointments.
Like the two titles releasing close by, Ever Oasis and Hey! Pikmin, I had this one pre-ordered. I really didn’t know exactly what to expect, aside from an RPG with Miis. I love Miis and had a heck of a fun time playing around in Tomodachi Life, so this seemed like a natural fit, right?
Unfortunately, it could barely hold my attention. I don’t how in-depth I expected this game to be, but it clear wasn’t doing it for me when every 20 minutes I would save and quit when it asked me if I wanted to.
Miitopia, to me, was proof that while a concept can be super fun and charming in short bursts, sometimes that doesn’t translate well into a full-fledged game. I played this one for about 2 hours before moving on to something different. While I love the concept on paper, I felt like I was watching the game play itself for the most part, with little actual gameplay required from me. Perhaps the gameplay gets more in-depth later on, but sadly this didn’t hold a torch to the two 3DS games I played before it.
Oddworld: New n’ Tasty!
I don’t know why I suddenly had an interest in playing this game, but I got it really cheap during a Steam sale, once again proving that Steam sales are an evil marketing ploy to make games infinitely unspecial, to the point that people go nuts over them and then put them on the list of games that they’ll never play.
Now if you’ve played any Oddworld games (aside from Stranger’s Wrath which is a 3D open world type of game), you probably have contemplated suicide from repeatedly failing certain sections, just like I did. So immensely enraging this game is, that I actually uninstalled it twice, just to reinstall it again and start over with a fresh mind.
I absolutely cannot stand games that test my patience and not my skill, or at least games that feel like they’re messing with me. This game went straight into the trashcan a total of three times, and you couldn’t pay me a million dollars to play it again. Still bitter over the $2.99 it cost me.
Purchased out of desperation for something to do during the first week of owning a Switch after getting bored with Zelda after the first two hours, like many others I went ahead and purchased Fast RMX. The price was right for a digital title and I figured a fun little racer would hold me over until Mario Kart 8 Deluxe came out.
It became quickly evident that the rubber banding in this game was so bad that despite feeling like I had mastered my particular vehicle, I would always lose. I mean, I would lead for 90% of the race, but 10 times out of 10, at the last few seconds, I’d be passed by 3-4 other racers. I ended up rage quitting because I can’t stand rubber banding that’s this dramatic.
I had intended on 100% completing this game, and after the moment I realized how bad the rubber banding was, I quit and haven’t started it back up since.
I do recall reading that they addressed some of these concerns to make it a little less cheap, but it already left a sour taste in my mouth, so into the Retirement pile it went!
Final Fantasy X
I actually contemplated putting this up here, because I think I was enjoying myself for a decent part of the game. The issue was that this thing just didn’t know when to end. It’s not even a long game by Final Fantasy standards, and truth be told, I don’t even want to say that it was a bad game.
The battle system, as far as turn-based battles go, was incredibly fun to use and I truly enjoyed it, and I am a harsh critic when it comes to turn-based battle systems!
However, this is a list of games that disappointed me in 2017, and I had Final Fantasy X on my bucket list for years, since I first witnessed a short playthrough of it at a friend’s house many years ago on the PS2.
It’s hard to put my finger on where it went wrong, but I go into far more detail in my post from a few months ago: Final Fantasy X: Did We Pass My Stop?
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
Thaaat’s right, ending off the list for the disappointments this year is a game that I have desperately tried to like. 2017 marks probably the fourth or fifth year in a row I have tried and failed to get through the second Zelda game for the Nintendo DS.
Traditionally not a fan of the touch-screen Zelda games which also include Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks remains one of the few Zelda games I haven’t actually completed. And you know what? I am totally fine with that.
Every single thing in this game is geared around fluffing up the play time. “Go all the way here”. “Oh, something is wrong all the way over there”. “Ok, fetch me a thing from over there, then come back here”. “Great, now go back to there”. This is the entire game.
While it doesn’t have the same pain in the neck dungeon that you have to replay several times like Phantom Hourglass did, the overall control scheme just drove me bonkers. First of all, when you have to cover most of the screen with your hand and a stylus, it gets in the way of, you know, actually seeing the play screen. Would it not have worked to use the top screen as the play screen, and have the player simply use the touch screen to control Link? It still would have worked fine, and you’d actually be able to see what you’re doing! Metroid Prime: Hunters did exactly this and it worked extremely well. Ok, minus the guaranteed carpal tunnel syndrome.
Garbage. 0/10. I hate this game and I’m never playing it again.
And there you have it – five disappointments from the past year! It’s important to remember that for every game that didn’t click with me, there were at least five that did, and there is something good about being disappointed sometimes. After all, if you don’t know what you didn’t like, how can you know what you did like? Or something like that.
What games didn’t make the cut for you in 2017? Vent about it in the comments!