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It’s been months since I touched this article, having mentally divorced myself from Breath of the Wild and being unable to wrap up this series. That being said, for whatever … Continue reading The Breath of the Wild Critique – The Reflection Phase (part 4/4)
Continuing my rant on Breath of the Wild, here is part 3, finally. In the last installment, we talked about the exhaustion that slowly began to occur from exploring, collectibles, … Continue reading The Breath of the Wild Critique: The Burnout Phase (part 3/4)
Welcome back to the Nostalgia Trigger Breath of the Wild Critique! Here’s your host Geddy, who is speaking in the third person for some reason. If you missed the first part, the … Continue reading The Breath of the Wild Critique: The Exhaustion Phase (part 2/4)
Note: After writing this over the course of several days, I decided that it was far too long for any mortal to sit still long enough to read. I’ll be … Continue reading The Breath of the Wild Critique: The Honeymoon Phase (part 1/4)
It’s the beginning of the work week and you probably want to stick your head in a deep-fryer, but have I got something for you – it’s time for another … Continue reading The Two Different Types of Zelda Games: a Theory!
Breath of the Wild has been extremely well received, and naturally we’re all looking at Nintendo and wondering, “what’s next?” It’s pretty hard to top perfect 10 scores practically across … Continue reading April Fools 2017: What’s Next for the Legend of Zelda Franchise? Here are Some Ideas!
Breath of the Wild has brought to conversation the topic of weapon durability. Although present across genres, it’s drawn out some harsh criticism in the land of Hyrule, and after … Continue reading Some Thoughts On Weapon Durability
There’s so many damn Breath of the Wild reviews out there right now that it almost feels pointless to write one, and so I’m going to bypass all of that … Continue reading Breath of the Wild: It’s All About the Little Things!
I feel like I’ve just woken up from a coma. It’s a new week, the bleary-eyed Switch early adopters of the world, awakening from their long slumbers, presumably following some long hours … Continue reading Nintendo Switch Impressions + “Hue” Giveaway Results!
It’s one week to the Switch launch and my nipples are hard as diamonds, people. I am majority excited yet a strange calm has washed over me. I feel like it’s … Continue reading Nintendo Switch: 1 Week To Go!
